afronerdism:

jewbians:

getting over your hatred for pink is self-care

I love that we’ve all had this shared journey of falling in love with pink and realizing that it’s ok to like pink

neurotic-panda:

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

sometimes i stop and seriously think about all the history that has happened right where i’m standing and lose my mind just a little bit

cashier: that’ll be $7.99

me, thinking about the fact that dinosaurs bigger than houses used to walk the earth:

1-800-ugly-godess:

moonemojii:

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

unclefather:

Where do they sell these vests

goosed:

“you know you can’t just ignore what happened in infinity war and endgame”

fanfic writers:

helpsomeonewithbpd:

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined